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Turtle Bay, counted

Turtle Bay by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Turtle Bay, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

52
Median Sweet Scoreacross 100 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

80% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 18 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.

2: 13.2: 13.3: 13.4: 13.5: 13.6: 13.8: 13.9: 34: 14.1: 94.2: 34.3: 134.4: 184.5: 144.6: 144.7: 104.8: 64.9: 35: 123.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 310: 215: 320: 625: 630: 635: 740: 445: 1050: 655: 560: 165: 970: 775: 780: 485: 890: 6255075
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Turtle Bay is 4.2× more Japanese than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Turtle Bay · Japanese4.2×17 places · 17% of the block
  2. Turtle Bay · Steakhouse4.1×5 places · 5% of the block
  3. Turtle Bay · French3.9×4 places · 4% of the block
  4. Turtle Bay · Italian2.8×16 places · 16% of the block
  5. Turtle Bay · Sushi2.4×6 places · 6% of the block
  6. Turtle Bay · Breakfast & Brunch2.2×10 places · 10% of the block
  7. Turtle Bay · Asian1.8×6 places · 6% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Espresso11 places
  2. Calamari11 places
  3. Latte10 places
  4. Tiramisu9 places
  5. Croissant8 places
  6. Sashimi7 places
  7. Caesar Salad7 places
  8. Burger7 places
  9. Cheesecake6 places
  10. Pancakes6 places
  11. Omakase5 places
  12. Linguine4 places
  13. Almond Croissant4 places
  14. Smash Burger4 places
  15. Guacamole4 places
  16. Fried Chicken4 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 48; the median $$$$ place scores 74. Four dollar signs buys you 26 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$3248190
$$4252383
$$$942691
$$$$1274565

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 102. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee18576,760
Japanese174910,092
Italian165010,507
Bar & Grill107413,223
Breakfast & Brunch10447,397
Deli855908
Pizza7484,145
Seafood66410,985
Sushi6481,890
Asian6486,379
Burgers5514,908
Steakhouse5379,516
American4588,321
Bakery4506,981
French4502,719
Dessert3741,619

Every ranking →

The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Norma Turtle BayTurtle Bay · 186 ratings87
  2. TBitesTurtle Bay · 60 ratings86
  3. Elia's Casa Bianca Ristorante ItalianoTurtle Bay · 82 ratings80
  4. Il MonelloTurtle Bay · 149 ratings80
  5. tearoom by calmplexTurtle Bay · 110 ratings78

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. The SmithTurtle Bay · 5,768 ratings59
  2. Ess-a-BagelTurtle Bay · 4,902 ratings27
  3. Smith & WollenskyTurtle Bay · 4,757 ratings45
  4. Karizma LoungeTurtle Bay · 4,532 ratings90
  5. La Pecora Bianca MidtownTurtle Bay · 4,272 ratings94
  6. Gyu-Kaku Japanese BBQTurtle Bay · 3,692 ratings65
  7. Empire Steak House EastTurtle Bay · 2,822 ratings86
  8. Ophelia Lounge NYCTurtle Bay · 2,521 ratings70
  9. The Horny RamTurtle Bay · 2,329 ratings89
  10. Spice SymphonyTurtle Bay · 2,288 ratings54

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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