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Southside, counted

Southside by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Southside, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

61
Median Sweet Scoreacross 185 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

69% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 23 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 20 bands instead of one.

2.1: 13.1: 13.2: 23.3: 13.4: 23.5: 23.6: 23.7: 53.8: 13.9: 94: 94.1: 124.2: 134.3: 144.4: 234.5: 234.6: 234.7: 234.8: 154.9: 165: 63.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
0: 15: 210: 315: 920: 625: 930: 1335: 1440: 1245: 850: 355: 1160: 1165: 1170: 1075: 1280: 1985: 1490: 1595: 2025507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Southside is 2.3× more Juice Bars than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Southside · Juice Bars2.3×7 places · 3% of the block
  2. Southside · Bar & Grill1.8×34 places · 17% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Burger18 places
  2. Fried Chicken16 places
  3. Espresso12 places
  4. Empanadas12 places
  5. Latte11 places
  6. French Toast9 places
  7. Chopped Cheese9 places
  8. Dumplings9 places
  9. Fried Rice9 places
  10. Pancakes8 places
  11. Oysters7 places
  12. Cheesecake7 places
  13. Nachos7 places
  14. Pastrami6 places
  15. Chicken Sandwich6 places
  16. Bacon Egg And Cheese6 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 61; the median $$$$ place scores 76. Four dollar signs buys you 15 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$8661156
$$7359321
$$$458701
$$$$976491

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 203. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Bar & Grill346010,883
Deli27603,392
Coffee21786,670
Bakery18726,409
Pizza17637,632
Mexican14426,508
American12707,494
Dessert12764,101
Italian12557,711
Chinese11445,019
Fast Food11303,477
Latin11656,084
Japanese9612,191
Halal7701,241
Breakfast & Brunch7466,703
Juice Bars761512
Burgers6624,075
Seafood6802,039

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Good DaysSouthside · 126 ratings93
  2. pita piSouthside · 189 ratings91
  3. sushi kazeSouthside · 117 ratings88
  4. La Cocinita MiaSouthside · 98 ratings85
  5. 375° Chicken 'n FriesSouthside · 103 ratings83
  6. Mario's PizzaSouthside · 104 ratings80
  7. RamonitasSouthside · 116 ratings79

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Peter Luger Steak HouseSouthside · 16,090 ratings48
  2. IHOPSouthside · 2,675 ratings12
  3. Patrizia's of WilliamsburgSouthside · 2,371 ratings65
  4. Kaew Jao JormSouthside · 2,026 ratings93
  5. McDonald'sSouthside · 1,599 ratings26
  6. Win Son BakerySouthside · 1,570 ratings65
  7. Giando on the WaterSouthside · 1,506 ratings64
  8. Win SonSouthside · 1,489 ratings84
  9. Sweet ScienceSouthside · 1,482 ratings40
  10. BembeSouthside · 1,361 ratings33

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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