✦ Southside, counted
Southside by the numbers.
Every restaurant we track in Southside, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.
The reason this site exists
Star averages can't tell anyone apart
69% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 23 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 20 bands instead of one.
How the Sweet Score is built →
Where a street has a specialty
The blocks that are actually known for something
Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Southside is 2.3× more Juice Bars than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.
Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →
What people actually order
The 16 dishes reviewers name most
Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.
The question everybody asks
Does spending more get you a better meal?
A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 61; the median $$$$ place scores 76. Four dollar signs buys you 15 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.
| Price | Places | Median Sweet Score | Median ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| $ | 86 | 61 | 156 |
| $$ | 73 | 59 | 321 |
| $$$ | 4 | 58 | 701 |
| $$$$ | 9 | 76 | 491 |
The categories
What this region is made of
Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 203. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.
| Category | Places | Median score | Ratings behind it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bar & Grill | 34 | 60 | 10,883 |
| Deli | 27 | 60 | 3,392 |
| Coffee | 21 | 78 | 6,670 |
| Bakery | 18 | 72 | 6,409 |
| Pizza | 17 | 63 | 7,632 |
| Mexican | 14 | 42 | 6,508 |
| American | 12 | 70 | 7,494 |
| Dessert | 12 | 76 | 4,101 |
| Italian | 12 | 55 | 7,711 |
| Chinese | 11 | 44 | 5,019 |
| Fast Food | 11 | 30 | 3,477 |
| Latin | 11 | 65 | 6,084 |
| Japanese | 9 | 61 | 2,191 |
| Halal | 7 | 70 | 1,241 |
| Breakfast & Brunch | 7 | 46 | 6,703 |
| Juice Bars | 7 | 61 | 512 |
| Burgers | 6 | 62 | 4,075 |
| Seafood | 6 | 80 | 2,039 |
The list nobody else can build
Loved, and almost nobody knows
High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.
- Good DaysSouthside · 126 ratings93
- pita piSouthside · 189 ratings91
- sushi kazeSouthside · 117 ratings88
- La Cocinita MiaSouthside · 98 ratings85
- 375° Chicken 'n FriesSouthside · 103 ratings83
- Mario's PizzaSouthside · 104 ratings80
- RamonitasSouthside · 116 ratings79
The other end
The most-rated restaurants in the region
Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.
- Peter Luger Steak HouseSouthside · 16,090 ratings48
- IHOPSouthside · 2,675 ratings12
- Patrizia's of WilliamsburgSouthside · 2,371 ratings65
- Kaew Jao JormSouthside · 2,026 ratings93
- McDonald'sSouthside · 1,599 ratings26
- Win Son BakerySouthside · 1,570 ratings65
- Giando on the WaterSouthside · 1,506 ratings64
- Win SonSouthside · 1,489 ratings84
- Sweet ScienceSouthside · 1,482 ratings40
- BembeSouthside · 1,361 ratings33
What the board can do for you
Counted, so you can filter by it
Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.
- 59Outdoor seating
- 152Deliver
- 177Do takeout
- 68Take reservations
- 72Vegetarian options
- 109Good for kids
- 80Work for groups
- 14Allow dogs