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Upper West Side, counted

Upper West Side by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Upper West Side, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

51
Median Sweet Scoreacross 258 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

77% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 40 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 20 bands instead of one.

3: 13.3: 13.4: 53.5: 33.6: 43.7: 43.8: 43.9: 54: 124.1: 104.2: 194.3: 374.4: 404.5: 404.6: 304.7: 224.8: 214.9: 85: 533.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
0: 15: 810: 1015: 1020: 1725: 1130: 2035: 2040: 1545: 1150: 1955: 960: 1665: 1470: 1475: 1280: 1285: 1590: 2095: 4025507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Upper West Side is 3.4× more Mediterranean than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Upper West Side · Mediterranean3.4×14 places · 5% of the block
  2. Upper West Side · Middle Eastern3.3×11 places · 4% of the block
  3. Upper West Side · French3.3×9 places · 3% of the block
  4. Upper West Side · Salads2.6×5 places · 2% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Burger30 places
  2. Espresso28 places
  3. Latte22 places
  4. Pancakes16 places
  5. Dumplings13 places
  6. Cappuccino13 places
  7. Calamari12 places
  8. Tiramisu11 places
  9. Falafel11 places
  10. Fried Rice10 places
  11. Fried Chicken10 places
  12. Hummus10 places
  13. Burrito9 places
  14. Guacamole9 places
  15. Croissant9 places
  16. Cold Brew8 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 44; the median $$$$ place scores 90. Four dollar signs buys you 46 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$8644279
$$13452671
$$$1478504
$$$$490346

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 273. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee525127,502
Bakery294930,712
Bar & Grill275816,120
Dessert245015,021
Italian225233,623
American215826,789
Pizza194317,160
Mexican154715,033
Breakfast & Brunch15387,567
Deli14415,364
Chinese14506,900
Mediterranean143811,829
Japanese12586,404
Middle Eastern11419,433
Burgers113924,856
Latin9537,581
French97613,087
Asian8486,597

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Le Vin CoeurUpper West Side · 152 ratings95
  2. Rudraks IndianUpper West Side · 288 ratings94
  3. The Shell Seafood Kitchen & BarUpper West Side · 280 ratings93
  4. Billy's Hot Dog CartUpper West Side · 128 ratings92
  5. Omakase 95Upper West Side · 188 ratings92
  6. Poulet Sans TeteUpper West Side · 243 ratings92
  7. Lyla's BodegaUpper West Side · 154 ratings88
  8. Green Lane CoffeeUpper West Side · 107 ratings84
  9. Virgil's - Upper West SideUpper West Side · 507 ratings81

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Shake Shack Upper West SideUpper West Side · 8,562 ratings20
  2. Jacob's PicklesUpper West Side · 7,542 ratings75
  3. Levain BakeryUpper West Side · 7,325 ratings88
  4. Carmine's - Upper West SideUpper West Side · 7,171 ratings49
  5. French RoastUpper West Side · 4,220 ratings88
  6. CelesteUpper West Side · 4,135 ratings94
  7. Playa Betty’sUpper West Side · 4,105 ratings69
  8. Sala ThaiUpper West Side · 4,057 ratings70
  9. Maison PickleUpper West Side · 3,799 ratings74
  10. La Pecora Bianca UWSUpper West Side · 3,712 ratings94

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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