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Manhattan Valley, counted

Manhattan Valley by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Manhattan Valley, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

53
Median Sweet Scoreacross 138 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

75% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 24 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

2.4: 12.6: 12.8: 13.3: 23.4: 23.6: 33.7: 33.8: 23.9: 44: 84.1: 84.2: 94.3: 144.4: 244.5: 194.6: 194.7: 124.8: 84.9: 75: 444.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 610: 615: 920: 525: 630: 635: 340: 545: 1550: 1255: 860: 1165: 670: 675: 1380: 885: 790: 395: 325507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Manhattan Valley is 4.5× more Vietnamese than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Manhattan Valley · Vietnamese4.5×3 places · 2% of the block
  2. Manhattan Valley · Indian3.5×8 places · 5% of the block
  3. Manhattan Valley · Mediterranean2.6×6 places · 4% of the block
  4. Manhattan Valley · Thai2.6×4 places · 3% of the block
  5. Manhattan Valley · Halal1.9×7 places · 5% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Pancakes13 places
  2. Burger10 places
  3. Dumplings10 places
  4. Donuts7 places
  5. Espresso7 places
  6. Burrito7 places
  7. Fried Chicken6 places
  8. Tiramisu6 places
  9. Latte6 places
  10. Naan5 places
  11. General Tso Chicken5 places
  12. Croissant5 places
  13. Baklava4 places
  14. Rigatoni4 places
  15. Ramen4 places
  16. Birria4 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 53; the median $$$$ place scores 48. Four dollar signs buys you -5 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5653172
$$6553326
$$$371343
$$$$248739

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 151. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee20485,402
Deli17484,389
Chinese165511,760
Pizza15478,111
Bakery13586,622
Dessert12462,397
Bar & Grill12485,743
Italian9584,066
Japanese9713,773
Indian8493,246
Mexican7712,559
American7483,408
Halal7712,780
Breakfast & Brunch6483,874
Sushi6801,951
Asian6664,576
Mediterranean6582,713
Thai430730

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. The Grand FeastManhattan Valley · 233 ratings87
  2. Typhoon CafeManhattan Valley · 62 ratings83
  3. Macc Deli CafeManhattan Valley · 42 ratings80
  4. Zoma ExpressManhattan Valley · 32 ratings79

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. BareburgerManhattan Valley · 4,063 ratings93
  2. New Absolute BagelsManhattan Valley · 3,698 ratings82
  3. Flor de Mayo RestaurantManhattan Valley · 3,069 ratings52
  4. Mama's TOO! Upper West SideManhattan Valley · 2,881 ratings20
  5. Metro DinerManhattan Valley · 2,334 ratings48
  6. Nai Brother Sauerkraut FishManhattan Valley · 2,047 ratings96
  7. McDonald'sManhattan Valley · 1,583 ratings9
  8. Smoke Jazz & Supper ClubManhattan Valley · 1,441 ratings69
  9. Ollie's Chinese Noodle Shop & Grille (成都印象)Manhattan Valley · 1,332 ratings63
  10. Naruto RamenManhattan Valley · 1,245 ratings25

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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