✦ Hamilton Heights, counted
Hamilton Heights by the numbers.
Every restaurant we track in Hamilton Heights, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.
The reason this site exists
Star averages can't tell anyone apart
65% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 16 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.
How the Sweet Score is built →
Where a street has a specialty
The blocks that are actually known for something
Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Hamilton Heights is 3× more Juice Bars than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.
Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →
What people actually order
The 16 dishes reviewers name most
Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.
The question everybody asks
Does spending more get you a better meal?
A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 45; the median $$$$ place scores 20. Four dollar signs buys you -25 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.
| Price | Places | Median Sweet Score | Median ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| $ | 59 | 45 | 121 |
| $$ | 49 | 58 | 218 |
| $$$$ | 1 | 20 | 2,599 |
The categories
What this region is made of
Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 135. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.
| Category | Places | Median score | Ratings behind it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deli | 23 | 44 | 1,550 |
| Coffee | 20 | 70 | 6,425 |
| Bar & Grill | 17 | 72 | 3,498 |
| Mexican | 13 | 23 | 2,242 |
| Pizza | 8 | 52 | 4,490 |
| Burgers | 7 | 54 | 3,980 |
| Chinese | 7 | 18 | 2,784 |
| American | 6 | 46 | 5,131 |
| Caribbean | 6 | 73 | 4,075 |
| Italian | 6 | 66 | 4,356 |
| Juice Bars | 6 | 58 | 354 |
| Latin | 6 | 45 | 2,848 |
| Seafood | 6 | 43 | 5,521 |
| Fast Food | 6 | 28 | 2,697 |
| Dessert | 5 | 44 | 1,049 |
| Breakfast & Brunch | 5 | 55 | 2,123 |
| Bakery | 5 | 44 | 500 |
| Japanese | 3 | 27 | 3,372 |
The list nobody else can build
Loved, and almost nobody knows
High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.
- Crispin's DinerHamilton Heights · 218 ratings91
- Super Tasty DeliHamilton Heights · 151 ratings90
- Oh Craft! Beer & WineHamilton Heights · 141 ratings87
- CordialHamilton Heights · 108 ratings85
- La LoncheraHamilton Heights · 74 ratings83
- Hamilton UndergroundHamilton Heights · 96 ratings83
- Los TamalerosHamilton Heights · 35 ratings78
- The Oma Shop I Coffee + HomeHamilton Heights · 104 ratings78
- Chopped ParsleyHamilton Heights · 176 ratings78
The other end
The most-rated restaurants in the region
Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.
- Charles Pan-Fried ChickenHamilton Heights · 2,606 ratings89
- SofritoHamilton Heights · 2,599 ratings20
- Famous Fish MarketHamilton Heights · 2,310 ratings69
- Harlem PublicHamilton Heights · 2,266 ratings72
- MamasushiHamilton Heights · 2,239 ratings27
- Caridad RestaurantHamilton Heights · 2,137 ratings73
- The Handpulled NoodleHamilton Heights · 2,028 ratings83
- Fumo HarlemHamilton Heights · 1,970 ratings63
- McDonald'sHamilton Heights · 1,717 ratings8
- Kanü Bar|GrillHamilton Heights · 1,616 ratings92
What the board can do for you
Counted, so you can filter by it
Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.
- 32Outdoor seating
- 106Deliver
- 124Do takeout
- 37Take reservations
- 47Vegetarian options
- 59Good for kids
- 50Work for groups
- 6Allow dogs