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Hamilton Heights, counted

Hamilton Heights by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Hamilton Heights, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 111 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

65% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 16 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.

2.6: 12.7: 23: 13.1: 13.2: 13.3: 23.4: 23.5: 43.6: 13.7: 33.8: 63.9: 34: 34.1: 64.2: 104.3: 134.4: 134.5: 164.6: 164.7: 104.8: 124.9: 45: 433.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 810: 215: 720: 925: 430: 235: 440: 1145: 850: 455: 560: 565: 570: 1075: 980: 685: 590: 7255075
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Hamilton Heights is 3× more Juice Bars than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Hamilton Heights · Juice Bars3×6 places · 4% of the block
  2. Hamilton Heights · Caribbean2.5×6 places · 4% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Latte8 places
  2. Empanadas8 places
  3. Burger7 places
  4. Espresso7 places
  5. Nachos7 places
  6. Jerk Chicken5 places
  7. Chopped Cheese5 places
  8. Chicken Over Rice4 places
  9. Dumplings4 places
  10. French Fries4 places
  11. Guacamole4 places
  12. Chicken Parm4 places
  13. Mofongo4 places
  14. General Tso Chicken4 places
  15. Sesame Chicken4 places
  16. Pancakes4 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 45; the median $$$$ place scores 20. Four dollar signs buys you -25 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5945121
$$4958218
$$$$1202,599

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 135. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Deli23441,550
Coffee20706,425
Bar & Grill17723,498
Mexican13232,242
Pizza8524,490
Burgers7543,980
Chinese7182,784
American6465,131
Caribbean6734,075
Italian6664,356
Juice Bars658354
Latin6452,848
Seafood6435,521
Fast Food6282,697
Dessert5441,049
Breakfast & Brunch5552,123
Bakery544500
Japanese3273,372

Every ranking →

The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Crispin's DinerHamilton Heights · 218 ratings91
  2. Super Tasty DeliHamilton Heights · 151 ratings90
  3. Oh Craft! Beer & WineHamilton Heights · 141 ratings87
  4. CordialHamilton Heights · 108 ratings85
  5. La LoncheraHamilton Heights · 74 ratings83
  6. Hamilton UndergroundHamilton Heights · 96 ratings83
  7. Los TamalerosHamilton Heights · 35 ratings78
  8. The Oma Shop I Coffee + HomeHamilton Heights · 104 ratings78
  9. Chopped ParsleyHamilton Heights · 176 ratings78

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Charles Pan-Fried ChickenHamilton Heights · 2,606 ratings89
  2. SofritoHamilton Heights · 2,599 ratings20
  3. Famous Fish MarketHamilton Heights · 2,310 ratings69
  4. Harlem PublicHamilton Heights · 2,266 ratings72
  5. MamasushiHamilton Heights · 2,239 ratings27
  6. Caridad RestaurantHamilton Heights · 2,137 ratings73
  7. The Handpulled NoodleHamilton Heights · 2,028 ratings83
  8. Fumo HarlemHamilton Heights · 1,970 ratings63
  9. McDonald'sHamilton Heights · 1,717 ratings8
  10. Kanü Bar|GrillHamilton Heights · 1,616 ratings92

What the board can do for you

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Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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