Pressing the grapes…
Pressing the grapes…
Ranked from the ratings we track · nobody has written it up yet
You'll find Motel No Tell in East Village, doing Pizza. It counts as Diner and Bar & Grill as well. What gets ordered, going by the write-ups: the burrito and nachos. Across the reviews, the cocktails get a mention. Worth knowing — it takes reservations, has outdoor seating and does delivery and takeout. The Sweet Score rests on 441 ratings. Prices land around $$ ($15–30 a head).
Every place is measured the same way, so these are real positions in a real line — a rating built from where it actually stands. Motel No Tell sits in the top 21% of pizza places we track.
Pulled from what reviewers actually wrote about Motel No Tell — the dishes they named and the things they kept coming back to.
| Monday | 4:00 PM – 1:00 AM |
| Tuesday | 4:00 PM – 1:00 AM |
| Wednesday | 4:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Thursday | 4:00 PM – 3:00 AM |
| Friday | 2:00 PM – 3:00 AM |
| Saturday | 11:00 AM – 3:00 AM |
| Sunday | 11:00 AM – 1:00 AM |
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