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Upper East Side, counted

Upper East Side by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Upper East Side, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

41
Median Sweet Scoreacross 209 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

78% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 32 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

2.6: 13: 13.1: 23.3: 33.4: 43.5: 23.6: 43.7: 43.8: 73.9: 94: 114.1: 184.2: 244.3: 244.4: 314.5: 324.6: 224.7: 114.8: 54.9: 55: 133.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 1410: 815: 2820: 1725: 1430: 1235: 840: 1545: 1550: 1455: 1060: 965: 970: 875: 980: 885: 490: 695: 125507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Upper East Side is 7.6× more French than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Upper East Side · French7.6×17 places · 8% of the block
  2. Upper East Side · Candy & Chocolate6.8×8 places · 4% of the block
  3. Upper East Side · Greek3.3×7 places · 3% of the block
  4. Upper East Side · Salads3.2×5 places · 2% of the block
  5. Upper East Side · Mediterranean2.7×9 places · 4% of the block
  6. Upper East Side · Italian2.4×29 places · 13% of the block
  7. Upper East Side · Juice Bars2.1×7 places · 3% of the block
  8. Upper East Side · Diner1.8×5 places · 2% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Latte22 places
  2. Burger21 places
  3. Espresso20 places
  4. Croissant15 places
  5. Tiramisu10 places
  6. French Fries9 places
  7. Dumplings9 places
  8. Caesar Salad8 places
  9. Falafel8 places
  10. Fried Rice8 places
  11. Cappuccino7 places
  12. Oysters7 places
  13. Fried Chicken6 places
  14. Omelette6 places
  15. Calamari6 places
  16. Cheesecake6 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 46; the median $$$$ place scores 39. Four dollar signs buys you -7 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5846300
$$7839492
$$$1533337
$$$$4039324

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 221. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee463318,983
Italian293819,329
Bakery232813,757
Dessert20309,102
Deli18285,712
French173911,101
American14436,913
Pizza13489,479
Bar & Grill13386,029
Japanese11364,167
Sushi9293,286
Breakfast & Brunch9175,299
Mediterranean9694,268
Candy & Chocolate8443,179
Greek7745,615
Juice Bars7171,161
Burgers7529,138
Diner5186,492

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. John’s GrillUpper East Side · 68 ratings86
  2. Dumpling Magic ManhattanUpper East Side · 126 ratings86
  3. Terry And Yaki food cartUpper East Side · 124 ratings84
  4. Boba Whale HunterUpper East Side · 41 ratings79

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Shake Shack Upper East SideUpper East Side · 5,194 ratings34
  2. Lexington Candy ShopUpper East Side · 3,488 ratings9
  3. Serafina Fabulous Pizza 79th (UES)Upper East Side · 3,343 ratings48
  4. AvraUpper East Side · 2,816 ratings80
  5. DanielUpper East Side · 2,574 ratings86
  6. Levain BakeryUpper East Side · 2,529 ratings77
  7. Piccola Cucina UptownUpper East Side · 2,454 ratings78
  8. Dos Toros - Burritos, Bowls, and TacosUpper East Side · 2,014 ratings79
  9. Venchi Chocolate & Gelato UESUpper East Side · 2,011 ratings90
  10. Dave's Hot ChickenUpper East Side · 1,855 ratings95

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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