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Oceanside, counted

Oceanside by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Oceanside, Nassau — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

56
Median Sweet Scoreacross 94 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

71% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.3 — that badge is worn by 13 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 20 bands instead of one.

2.9: 13.2: 13.6: 13.7: 33.8: 53.9: 34: 54.1: 74.2: 114.3: 134.4: 44.5: 124.6: 114.7: 94.8: 104.9: 55: 144.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
0: 15: 110: 615: 320: 525: 930: 135: 540: 545: 350: 555: 660: 565: 670: 275: 780: 585: 990: 795: 3025507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Oceanside is 3.1× more Bagels than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Oceanside · Bagels3.1×6 places · 6% of the block
  2. Oceanside · Dessert2.2×18 places · 18% of the block
  3. Oceanside · Bakery1.9×17 places · 17% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Hero6 places
  2. Espresso5 places
  3. Donuts5 places
  4. Fried Chicken5 places
  5. Latte5 places
  6. Burger5 places
  7. Fried Rice5 places
  8. Pancakes4 places
  9. Cheesecake4 places
  10. General Tso Chicken4 places
  11. Dumplings4 places
  12. Chicken Parm4 places
  13. French Fries4 places
  14. Empanadas4 places
  15. Avocado Toast3 places
  16. Nachos3 places

All the dishes →

The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$4552167
$$2864208
$$$110253

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 102. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Dessert18653,939
Bakery17544,741
Coffee12562,889
Pizza10472,630
Italian10513,156
Deli8641,244
Chinese859804
American8782,483
Bar & Grill7901,900
Breakfast & Brunch6433,456
Fast Food6282,326
Burgers6322,232
Bagels6401,629
Mexican4242,171
Japanese326773
Halal3901,138

Every ranking →

The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Sizzle and ScoopOceanside · 169 ratings92
  2. EBEN-EZER RESTAURANTOceanside · 52 ratings87
  3. Via Cuma - Oceanside - Sourdough Pizza & CucinaOceanside · 82 ratings86
  4. TWO J KITCHENOceanside · 50 ratings81
  5. Joeys Bold FlavorsOceanside · 74 ratings79

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Ben's Crab OceansideOceanside · 2,084 ratings76
  2. IHOPOceanside · 1,400 ratings54
  3. CrumblOceanside · 1,276 ratings95
  4. Nathan's FamousOceanside · 1,140 ratings23
  5. EGP OceansideOceanside · 980 ratings88
  6. Chipotle Mexican GrillOceanside · 860 ratings4
  7. McDonald'sOceanside · 824 ratings26
  8. PizzaiolaOceanside · 812 ratings29
  9. Mario's BakeryOceanside · 761 ratings41
  10. Mitchell's DinerOceanside · 710 ratings18

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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