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Mott Haven, counted

Mott Haven by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Mott Haven, The Bronx — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 122 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

67% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.2 — that badge is worn by 20 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

2.1: 12.6: 12.8: 12.9: 23.2: 13.4: 23.5: 43.6: 43.7: 23.8: 63.9: 104: 154.1: 94.2: 204.3: 194.4: 104.5: 94.6: 104.7: 84.8: 54.9: 55: 53.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 310: 515: 420: 525: 1130: 1035: 440: 945: 750: 1355: 360: 865: 570: 875: 580: 585: 990: 595: 325507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

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Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Mott Haven is 3.3× more Mexican than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Mott Haven · Mexican3.3×29 places · 19% of the block
  2. Mott Haven · American1.8×17 places · 11% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Fried Chicken16 places
  2. Nachos12 places
  3. Empanadas9 places
  4. Pancakes8 places
  5. Fried Rice8 places
  6. Chicken Sandwich8 places
  7. Quesadilla7 places
  8. Birria7 places
  9. Guacamole7 places
  10. Al Pastor7 places
  11. Burger6 places
  12. Donuts5 places
  13. Burrito5 places
  14. Oxtail5 places
  15. French Fries5 places
  16. Tres Leches5 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$7350109
$$3362260

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 149. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Mexican29585,608
Deli2231646
American17397,250
Coffee14668,609
Bakery12583,061
Pizza11592,363
Chinese10431,148
Latin7393,288
Dessert6301,485
Burgers6375,562
Bar & Grill646916
Halal6461,764
Seafood5512,526
Juice Bars350235
Italian3201,240
Fast Food3533,052

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Blue Bay Kitchen & MarketMott Haven · 80 ratings81

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. 787 CoffeeMott Haven · 3,061 ratings96
  2. McDonald'sMott Haven · 2,857 ratings26
  3. Pio Pio 4Mott Haven · 2,015 ratings67
  4. Charlies Bar & KitchenMott Haven · 1,478 ratings90
  5. BeatstroMott Haven · 1,358 ratings68
  6. Golden Krust Caribbean RestaurantMott Haven · 1,027 ratings87
  7. Milk BurgerMott Haven · 879 ratings60
  8. Mexicocina MezcaleriaMott Haven · 832 ratings51
  9. Hudson SmokehouseMott Haven · 773 ratings52
  10. Mottley KitchenMott Haven · 749 ratings91

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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