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Morningside Heights, counted

Morningside Heights by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Morningside Heights, Manhattan — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 100 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

63% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.3 — that badge is worn by 14 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

3: 13.2: 23.3: 13.4: 43.5: 13.6: 13.7: 33.8: 63.9: 104: 54.1: 64.2: 64.3: 144.4: 124.5: 84.6: 94.7: 114.8: 64.9: 35: 433.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 810: 715: 720: 1025: 730: 435: 640: 245: 650: 455: 460: 665: 370: 675: 480: 485: 590: 495: 325507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Morningside Heights is 12.1× more African than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Morningside Heights · African12.1×3 places · 3% of the block
  2. Morningside Heights · Salads3.7×3 places · 3% of the block
  3. Morningside Heights · Asian2.2×8 places · 7% of the block
  4. Morningside Heights · Fast Food1.8×9 places · 8% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Latte14 places
  2. Burger11 places
  3. Espresso10 places
  4. Bubble Tea9 places
  5. Pancakes7 places
  6. Croissant7 places
  7. Fried Rice6 places
  8. Ramen5 places
  9. Fried Chicken5 places
  10. Baklava4 places
  11. Cappuccino4 places
  12. Hummus4 places
  13. Chopped Cheese4 places
  14. Matcha Latte4 places
  15. Dumplings4 places
  16. French Fries3 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$4832198
$$3360622

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 113. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee273210,703
Deli15541,714
Chinese10203,293
Pizza9286,373
Fast Food9544,173
Dessert9705,172
Asian8463,912
Bakery8474,706
Italian7284,618
Burgers6144,936
American6326,911
Bar & Grill6553,746
Japanese5463,608
Sushi4382,010
Juice Bars375444
Mexican3221,643
Breakfast & Brunch3281,457
Salads354751

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. FROZEN LOVEMorningside Heights · 72 ratings85
  2. South of the Clouds云之南upper westsideMorningside Heights · 124 ratings83

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Tom's RestaurantMorningside Heights · 3,815 ratings27
  2. Le MondeMorningside Heights · 3,407 ratings88
  3. The Hungarian Pastry ShopMorningside Heights · 2,542 ratings78
  4. Koronet PizzaMorningside Heights · 2,404 ratings69
  5. Yemeni RestaurantMorningside Heights · 1,947 ratings93
  6. Jin Ramen West HarlemMorningside Heights · 1,598 ratings46
  7. PisticciMorningside Heights · 1,552 ratings62
  8. Charles Pan-Fried ChickenMorningside Heights · 1,545 ratings94
  9. Nikko Hibachi Asian FusionMorningside Heights · 1,523 ratings24
  10. McDonald'sMorningside Heights · 1,381 ratings10

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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