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Long Beach, counted

Long Beach by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Long Beach, Nassau — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 110 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

78% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.3 — that badge is worn by 20 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

2.9: 13.1: 13.3: 23.5: 33.6: 13.7: 23.8: 23.9: 34: 64.1: 74.2: 164.3: 204.4: 114.5: 134.6: 124.7: 124.8: 74.9: 25: 33.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 510: 615: 420: 725: 430: 735: 1240: 745: 650: 555: 560: 665: 670: 575: 1180: 685: 590: 295: 125507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Long Beach is 3× more Asian than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Long Beach · Asian3×12 places · 10% of the block
  2. Long Beach · American2.1×16 places · 13% of the block
  3. Long Beach · Sushi2×6 places · 5% of the block
  4. Long Beach · Diner2×3 places · 2% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Burger11 places
  2. Fried Rice8 places
  3. Nachos8 places
  4. Burrito7 places
  5. Pancakes6 places
  6. Fried Chicken6 places
  7. Dumplings5 places
  8. Sesame Chicken5 places
  9. General Tso Chicken4 places
  10. Bacon Egg And Cheese4 places
  11. Hero4 places
  12. Cheesecake4 places
  13. Fish Tacos4 places
  14. Calamari3 places
  15. Gyro3 places
  16. Grandma Slice3 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$3845120
$$6146255
$$$389336

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 124. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee16634,195
American16465,873
Dessert13601,555
Bar & Grill12423,259
Bakery12582,369
Asian12482,007
Deli10582,043
Japanese8601,755
Breakfast & Brunch8413,330
Pizza8422,907
Mexican8261,483
Italian7421,694
Sushi6601,274
Chinese528385
Burgers4542,684
Latin445556
Bagels4551,260
Seafood422796

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Lost At SeaLong Beach · 70 ratings84
  2. Driftwood Boardwalk EateryLong Beach · 75 ratings80
  3. Space Cowboy Coffee CoLong Beach · 72 ratings78

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Laurel DinerLong Beach · 1,483 ratings69
  2. Brixx & BarleyLong Beach · 1,441 ratings46
  3. Gino's Long BeachLong Beach · 1,440 ratings79
  4. JJ CoopersLong Beach · 1,078 ratings74
  5. Lido Kosher DelicatessenLong Beach · 1,049 ratings89
  6. McDonald'sLong Beach · 874 ratings14
  7. Long Island Bagel CafeLong Beach · 818 ratings31
  8. Toast Coffee + KitchenLong Beach · 715 ratings75
  9. Diner By The SeaLong Beach · 659 ratings43
  10. Margaritas CafeLong Beach · 628 ratings20

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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