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Hempstead, counted

Hempstead by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Hempstead, Nassau — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

29
Median Sweet Scoreacross 122 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

61% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.4 — that badge is worn by 20 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.

2.5: 12.6: 12.9: 13.2: 23.3: 33.4: 63.5: 43.6: 43.7: 123.8: 103.9: 84: 184.1: 174.2: 84.3: 164.4: 204.5: 94.6: 64.7: 64.8: 64.9: 35: 42.53.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 1410: 1115: 1020: 2125: 630: 235: 1240: 545: 750: 355: 760: 565: 570: 375: 280: 585: 295: 225507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Hempstead is 5.7× more Soul Food than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Hempstead · Soul Food5.7×3 places · 2% of the block
  2. Hempstead · Latin4.6×25 places · 15% of the block
  3. Hempstead · Deli2.8×55 places · 33% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Pupusas26 places
  2. Fried Chicken13 places
  3. Carne Asada9 places
  4. Burger9 places
  5. Donuts8 places
  6. Fried Rice6 places
  7. Tamales6 places
  8. Empanadas6 places
  9. Jerk Chicken6 places
  10. Birria6 places
  11. Chicken Sandwich5 places
  12. Gyro5 places
  13. Guacamole5 places
  14. Breakfast Sandwich5 places
  15. Bacon Egg And Cheese4 places
  16. Oxtail4 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5636150
$$4824152
$$$15388

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 165. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Deli55445,478
Latin253711,900
Coffee14284,094
Bakery13242,198
Mexican12244,189
Dessert12242,328
American11217,679
Bar & Grill1020704
Pizza9211,782
Fast Food6184,998
Seafood5234,609
Chinese514932
Burgers4312,877
Asian313567
Soul Food3601,462
Caribbean358460
Breakfast & Brunch3242,007
Diner349750

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Baldwin Road DeliHempstead · 30 ratings82
  2. KJB DeliHempstead · 54 ratings82
  3. TJ’s Fried Chicken and GyroHempstead · 54 ratings81
  4. Mercadito 2 TaqueriaHempstead · 100 ratings81

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Pollo CamperoHempstead · 3,021 ratings87
  2. Mi Tierrita RestaurantHempstead · 2,072 ratings17
  3. La HaciendaHempstead · 2,060 ratings65
  4. Popeyes Louisiana KitchenHempstead · 1,983 ratings10
  5. McDonald'sHempstead · 1,761 ratings11
  6. Pollos Mario Steak House & SeafoodHempstead · 1,719 ratings18
  7. Wings 'n ThingsHempstead · 1,119 ratings60
  8. El AjicitoHempstead · 1,102 ratings50
  9. El Rancho CatrachoHempstead · 1,041 ratings19
  10. Taco BellHempstead · 937 ratings24

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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