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Greenpoint, counted

Greenpoint by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Greenpoint, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 246 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

73% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 45 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

3.1: 13.3: 13.5: 23.6: 23.9: 84: 24.1: 144.2: 144.3: 204.4: 294.5: 454.6: 374.7: 314.8: 284.9: 165: 123.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 210: 515: 620: 625: 830: 1635: 1440: 845: 1250: 1255: 2260: 1565: 1370: 2575: 1980: 2085: 2290: 1795: 425507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

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Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Greenpoint is 7.6× more Eastern European than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Greenpoint · Eastern European7.6×6 places · 2% of the block
  2. Greenpoint · Salads2.7×5 places · 2% of the block
  3. Greenpoint · French2.6×7 places · 3% of the block
  4. Greenpoint · Vietnamese2.6×3 places · 1% of the block
  5. Greenpoint · Bar & Grill2.5×60 places · 23% of the block
  6. Greenpoint · Japanese1.8×19 places · 7% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Espresso21 places
  2. Latte21 places
  3. Cold Brew15 places
  4. Burger13 places
  5. Oysters13 places
  6. Fried Chicken12 places
  7. Pancakes12 places
  8. Chicken Sandwich11 places
  9. Dumplings10 places
  10. Croissant9 places
  11. Cheesecake8 places
  12. Calamari8 places
  13. Burrito8 places
  14. Katsu7 places
  15. Burrata6 places
  16. Chopped Cheese6 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 60; the median $$$$ place scores 66. Four dollar signs buys you 6 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$9860236
$$12364341
$$$571409
$$$$666286

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 262. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Bar & Grill605622,887
Coffee546513,722
Deli24564,446
Bakery207412,810
Japanese19677,297
Pizza15627,013
Dessert15787,038
Mexican14728,698
American12617,978
Italian9566,863
Breakfast & Brunch9766,319
Chinese8873,892
Seafood8694,349
Asian7752,368
French7392,696
Eastern European6705,000
Burgers6305,093
Korean5721,759

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Fusion Sushi & TeaGreenpoint · 44 ratings80
  2. Peek InnGreenpoint · 51 ratings80
  3. MALAVITAGreenpoint · 72 ratings79

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. WestlightGreenpoint · 3,673 ratings19
  2. Peter Pan Donut & Pastry ShopGreenpoint · 3,249 ratings81
  3. Five LeavesGreenpoint · 2,634 ratings58
  4. KarczmaGreenpoint · 2,624 ratings78
  5. OxomocoGreenpoint · 2,503 ratings71
  6. Taqueria RamirezGreenpoint · 2,050 ratings90
  7. Forma Pasta FactoryGreenpoint · 2,012 ratings78
  8. Paulie Gee's Slice ShopGreenpoint · 1,957 ratings62
  9. Rule of ThirdsGreenpoint · 1,713 ratings37
  10. Me and Paul’sGreenpoint · 1,712 ratings65

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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