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Flatlands, counted

Flatlands by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Flatlands, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 91 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

65% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 13 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.

3.1: 13.2: 13.4: 23.5: 43.6: 83.7: 53.8: 43.9: 34: 94.1: 94.2: 74.3: 104.4: 54.5: 134.6: 94.7: 84.8: 34.9: 45: 23.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 510: 815: 520: 725: 530: 635: 440: 345: 750: 455: 360: 965: 570: 775: 180: 785: 290: 3255075
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

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Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Flatlands is 3.2× more Caribbean than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Flatlands · Caribbean3.2×6 places · 6% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Fried Rice9 places
  2. Fried Chicken8 places
  3. Burger6 places
  4. French Fries6 places
  5. Oxtail5 places
  6. Rice And Peas5 places
  7. Curry Goat4 places
  8. Dumplings4 places
  9. Burrito4 places
  10. Nachos4 places
  11. Jerk Chicken4 places
  12. Latte4 places
  13. Cheesecake4 places
  14. Calamari3 places
  15. Espresso3 places
  16. Chopped Cheese3 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 49; the median $$$$ place scores 24. Four dollar signs buys you -25 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$3849113
$$4345251
$$$2442,142
$$$$124408

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 107. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Deli17561,703
Chinese12471,416
Coffee10604,545
Bakery10732,063
American8282,489
Dessert8512,352
Fast Food7263,610
Asian6351,810
Seafood6137,693
Caribbean6433,576
Pizza6471,361
Mexican5461,526
Breakfast & Brunch5214,885
Japanese3311,039
Bagels345173

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Se'or PizzaFlatlands · 73 ratings90

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Nick's Lobster HouseFlatlands · 3,842 ratings57
  2. Floridian Plaza DinerFlatlands · 2,074 ratings14
  3. McDonald'sFlatlands · 1,710 ratings26
  4. Bed Stuy Fish FryFlatlands · 1,546 ratings7
  5. K 1 CrabFlatlands · 1,509 ratings8
  6. Starbucks Coffee CompanyFlatlands · 1,278 ratings21
  7. CZEN RestaurantFlatlands · 1,189 ratings64
  8. Boston MarketFlatlands · 1,104 ratings28
  9. Mill Basin DeliFlatlands · 740 ratings52
  10. Burger KingFlatlands · 723 ratings27

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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