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Farmingdale, counted

Farmingdale by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Farmingdale, Nassau — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

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Median Sweet Scoreacross 144 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

71% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.5 — that badge is worn by 22 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 18 bands instead of one.

2.8: 12.9: 13.1: 13.3: 13.5: 33.6: 43.7: 23.8: 73.9: 94: 154.1: 84.2: 134.3: 174.4: 194.5: 224.6: 114.7: 84.8: 94.9: 35: 63.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 610: 915: 920: 725: 930: 435: 840: 945: 1150: 1255: 660: 965: 570: 675: 1180: 785: 1190: 5255075
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Farmingdale is 2.3× more Fast Food than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Farmingdale · Fast Food2.3×16 places · 10% of the block
  2. Farmingdale · Burgers2.1×13 places · 8% of the block
  3. Farmingdale · Steakhouse2.1×4 places · 3% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Burger16 places
  2. Calamari14 places
  3. Espresso11 places
  4. Latte10 places
  5. Chicken Sandwich9 places
  6. Chicken Parm8 places
  7. Hero8 places
  8. Breakfast Sandwich7 places
  9. Cheesecake7 places
  10. Caesar Salad7 places
  11. Short Rib7 places
  12. Dumplings6 places
  13. Cheeseburger6 places
  14. Rigatoni6 places
  15. Donuts6 places
  16. Sliders5 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 53; the median $$$$ place scores 63. Four dollar signs buys you 10 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5653177
$$6448385
$$$2551,092
$$$$163870

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 160. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee21516,554
Deli18352,507
Bakery17352,782
Bar & Grill17447,330
Fast Food164410,853
Pizza15523,712
American14469,611
Dessert14462,832
Burgers134412,850
Breakfast & Brunch13487,780
Italian12566,150
Mexican9196,388
Chinese7482,044
Halal674773
Japanese6762,501
Seafood5502,020
Latin5342,450
Steakhouse4466,414

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. The Recovery Room Cafe @ The Nutty IrishmanFarmingdale · 111 ratings93
  2. Captain IhabFarmingdale · 81 ratings92
  3. Chaska CornerFarmingdale · 68 ratings85
  4. MOTW Coffee & PastriesFarmingdale · 44 ratings78

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. LongHorn SteakhouseFarmingdale · 2,946 ratings14
  2. Chick-fil-AFarmingdale · 2,320 ratings86
  3. Applebee's Grill + BarFarmingdale · 1,978 ratings47
  4. Croxley's FarmingdaleFarmingdale · 1,824 ratings44
  5. Buffalo Wild WingsFarmingdale · 1,608 ratings14
  6. Melting PotFarmingdale · 1,566 ratings66
  7. The Main EventFarmingdale · 1,535 ratings44
  8. Chili's Grill & BarFarmingdale · 1,475 ratings19
  9. Haunted House of HamburgersFarmingdale · 1,458 ratings14
  10. Library CaféFarmingdale · 1,415 ratings60

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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