✦ Cypress Hills, counted
Cypress Hills by the numbers.
Every restaurant we track in Cypress Hills, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.
The reason this site exists
Star averages can't tell anyone apart
59% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.2 — that badge is worn by 21 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.
How the Sweet Score is built →
Where a street has a specialty
The blocks that are actually known for something
Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Cypress Hills is 4.5× more Indian than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.
Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →
What people actually order
The 16 dishes reviewers name most
Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.
The question everybody asks
Does spending more get you a better meal?
A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 39; the median $$$$ place scores 52. Four dollar signs buys you 13 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.
| Price | Places | Median Sweet Score | Median ratings |
|---|---|---|---|
| $ | 66 | 39 | 192 |
| $$ | 35 | 29 | 141 |
| $$$ | 1 | 20 | 564 |
| $$$$ | 2 | 52 | 122 |
The categories
What this region is made of
Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 144. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.
| Category | Places | Median score | Ratings behind it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deli | 19 | 52 | 1,099 |
| Coffee | 14 | 31 | 10,207 |
| Fast Food | 14 | 28 | 12,342 |
| Chinese | 13 | 51 | 1,609 |
| Pizza | 12 | 60 | 3,371 |
| Bakery | 12 | 28 | 1,466 |
| Dessert | 12 | 25 | 2,845 |
| American | 12 | 27 | 6,411 |
| Indian | 10 | 30 | 1,866 |
| Latin | 10 | 36 | 3,964 |
| Mexican | 7 | 31 | 1,135 |
| Bar & Grill | 6 | 25 | 1,621 |
| Burgers | 6 | 22 | 11,043 |
| Caribbean | 4 | 39 | 2,221 |
| Breakfast & Brunch | 3 | 25 | 1,433 |
The list nobody else can build
Loved, and almost nobody knows
High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.
- Pitha Ghor BrooklynCypress Hills · 102 ratings90
- Urban Crust Pizza & GrillCypress Hills · 113 ratings89
- Long ChengCypress Hills · 35 ratings80
The other end
The most-rated restaurants in the region
Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.
- Wendy'sCypress Hills · 3,320 ratings21
- McDonald'sCypress Hills · 2,397 ratings23
- El Rey IICypress Hills · 2,267 ratings35
- McDonald'sCypress Hills · 2,211 ratings24
- McDonald'sCypress Hills · 1,893 ratings32
- Popeyes Louisiana KitchenCypress Hills · 1,688 ratings35
- Popeyes Louisiana KitchenCypress Hills · 1,557 ratings17
- Rico Pollo IICypress Hills · 1,230 ratings27
- Roti on the RunCypress Hills · 1,097 ratings79
- Rico Chimi BrooklynCypress Hills · 1,081 ratings17
What the board can do for you
Counted, so you can filter by it
Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.
- 13Outdoor seating
- 113Deliver
- 140Do takeout
- 32Take reservations
- 27Vegetarian options
- 90Good for kids
- 50Work for groups
- 0Allow dogs