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Brownsville, counted

Brownsville by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Brownsville, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

29
Median Sweet Scoreacross 86 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

44% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 3.8 — that badge is worn by 13 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

2: 12.5: 12.7: 13: 13.1: 33.3: 33.4: 73.5: 53.6: 53.7: 23.8: 133.9: 84: 64.1: 134.2: 54.3: 64.4: 34.5: 64.6: 64.7: 34.8: 64.9: 15: 322.533.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
0: 15: 910: 515: 1120: 625: 1230: 635: 540: 445: 650: 255: 160: 465: 370: 275: 280: 485: 195: 2025507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Brownsville is 3.2× more Caribbean than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Brownsville · Caribbean3.2×6 places · 6% of the block
  2. Brownsville · Seafood2.5×9 places · 8% of the block
  3. Brownsville · Halal1.9×5 places · 5% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Fried Chicken19 places
  2. Oxtail9 places
  3. Jerk Chicken9 places
  4. Mac And Cheese7 places
  5. Fried Rice6 places
  6. Chicken Over Rice5 places
  7. Burger5 places
  8. Rice And Peas5 places
  9. Chicken Sandwich3 places
  10. Gyro3 places
  11. Curry Goat3 places
  12. Dumplings3 places
  13. French Fries3 places
  14. Donuts3 places
  15. Fish Sandwich3 places
  16. Lo Mein3 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$5528154
$$223682

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 108. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Deli2232912
Chinese13321,699
Pizza12245,305
American10222,402
Seafood9222,223
Coffee9204,090
Fast Food7203,864
Caribbean624708
Halal551704
Dessert5161,629
Bakery468369
Latin328807
Mexican352597

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

    The other end

    The most-rated restaurants in the region

    Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

    1. McDonald'sBrownsville · 1,802 ratings10
    2. Burger KingBrownsville · 1,037 ratings27
    3. Pizza HutBrownsville · 883 ratings9
    4. KFCBrownsville · 824 ratings8
    5. Domino's PizzaBrownsville · 808 ratings4
    6. Dunkin'Brownsville · 759 ratings21
    7. Domino's PizzaBrownsville · 758 ratings5
    8. VELVET ROOMBrownsville · 739 ratings64
    9. BK PIZZA&Fried ChickenBrownsville · 623 ratings95
    10. Pitkin SeafoodBrownsville · 582 ratings38

    What the board can do for you

    Counted, so you can filter by it

    Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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