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Brooklyn Heights, counted

Brooklyn Heights by the numbers.

Every restaurant we track in Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn — measured on exactly the same scale as every other street in the region, which is the only way these figures mean anything next to anybody else’s.

51
Median Sweet Scoreacross 121 scored places

The reason this site exists

Star averages can't tell anyone apart

78% of every place we track lands between 4.0 and 4.7 stars. The most common score of all is 4.3 — that badge is worn by 20 different restaurants. A number that everybody has is not information. The Sweet Score spreads the same places across 19 bands instead of one.

3.1: 13.4: 13.5: 13.6: 13.7: 23.8: 23.9: 64: 94.1: 64.2: 44.3: 204.4: 184.5: 164.6: 154.7: 94.8: 64.9: 55: 23.544.55
Star average — one spike, no separation
5: 410: 415: 720: 1025: 330: 435: 840: 645: 950: 1155: 660: 665: 970: 1075: 880: 585: 890: 195: 225507595
Sweet Score — the same places, actually spread out

How the Sweet Score is built →

Where a street has a specialty

The blocks that are actually known for something

Not folklore — arithmetic. For every neighbourhood we ask what share of its restaurants belong to a category, and compare that to the same category’s share of the whole region. Brooklyn Heights is 5.4× more Vietnamese than the region average. These are the streets you go to on purpose.

  1. Brooklyn Heights · Vietnamese5.4×3 places · 2% of the block
  2. Brooklyn Heights · Middle Eastern3.3×5 places · 4% of the block
  3. Brooklyn Heights · Thai3.1×4 places · 3% of the block
  4. Brooklyn Heights · Diner1.9×3 places · 2% of the block

Bars are the multiple against the regional average. Every town →

What people actually order

The 16 dishes reviewers name most

Pulled from what reviewers wrote, not from menus. If a dish shows up here it’s because people kept bringing it up unprompted — which is the only kind of recommendation worth anything.

  1. Latte15 places
  2. Espresso8 places
  3. Cappuccino7 places
  4. Matcha Latte7 places
  5. Fried Chicken6 places
  6. Burger6 places
  7. Hummus6 places
  8. Pancakes5 places
  9. Margherita5 places
  10. Chicken Sandwich5 places
  11. Croissant5 places
  12. Dumplings5 places
  13. Breakfast Sandwich5 places
  14. Cheesecake5 places
  15. White Pizza5 places
  16. French Toast4 places

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The question everybody asks

Does spending more get you a better meal?

A little, and then it stops. The median $ place scores 44; the median $$$$ place scores 38. Four dollar signs buys you -6 points — on a scale where the gap between #1 and #50 in a single town is bigger than that.

PricePlacesMedian Sweet ScoreMedian ratings
$3744293
$$6062492
$$$55058
$$$$438646

The categories

What this region is made of

Every place belongs to every category it earned, so these add up to more than 125. The median column is the honest one — a category with a lot of places and a low median is a category where picking badly is easy.

CategoryPlacesMedian scoreRatings behind it
Coffee22429,571
Bar & Grill15305,219
Italian123817,471
Pizza126023,716
Bakery10543,825
Deli9471,108
Dessert8404,229
Asian7465,979
Seafood7599,082
Japanese7653,443
Middle Eastern5856,068
American5675,068
Breakfast & Brunch5371,685
Fast Food4512,689
Halal4883,094
Sushi4601,966
Thai4817,288
Diner3632,568

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The list nobody else can build

Loved, and almost nobody knows

High Sweet Score, barely any ratings. These are the places where the people who have been are near-unanimous and the crowd hasn’t arrived. This is what a percentile can find and a star average can’t.

  1. Frenzie Wine & PizzaBrooklyn Heights · 51 ratings80

The other end

The most-rated restaurants in the region

Volume, not quality — though the two turn out to be less related than anyone expects. These are the places everybody has an opinion about.

  1. Grimaldi's PizzeriaBrooklyn Heights · 9,736 ratings31
  2. Juliana’sBrooklyn Heights · 6,972 ratings86
  3. Shake Shack DumboBrooklyn Heights · 5,254 ratings48
  4. KhaosanBrooklyn Heights · 2,947 ratings95
  5. Elephant DistrictBrooklyn Heights · 2,587 ratings89
  6. The River CaféBrooklyn Heights · 2,566 ratings67
  7. al BadawiBrooklyn Heights · 2,502 ratings86
  8. McDonald'sBrooklyn Heights · 2,460 ratings10
  9. Brooklyn Ice Cream FactoryBrooklyn Heights · 2,432 ratings42
  10. Clark'sBrooklyn Heights · 1,830 ratings67

What the board can do for you

Counted, so you can filter by it

Every one of these is a list. Outdoor seating in August, somewhere that takes a reservation, somewhere that will let the dog sit down too.

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