Pressing the grapes…
Pressing the grapes…
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Thai in Harlem — that's River. If anything gets singled out here, it's the drunken noodles. Reviewers keep mentioning that the portions are big, the service is quick and vegetarians do fine. Practically: it takes reservations, has outdoor seating and does delivery and takeout. There are 213 ratings here, and it hasn't cleared our bar for a published score. $$ ($15–30 a head) — for what it's worth.
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Pulled from what reviewers actually wrote about River — the dishes they named and the things they kept coming back to.
| Monday | 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM, 4:30 – 9:45 PM |
| Tuesday | 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM, 4:30 – 9:45 PM |
| Wednesday | 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM, 4:30 – 9:45 PM |
| Thursday | 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM, 4:30 – 9:45 PM |
| Friday | 11:30 AM – 3:00 PM, 4:30 – 9:45 PM |
| Saturday | 11:30 AM – 9:45 PM |
| Sunday | 11:30 AM – 9:45 PM |
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