Pressing the grapes…
Pressing the grapes…
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Please Don't Tell sits in East Village. Bar & Grill is the category. Read enough write-ups and the pattern is clear — it's a date-night room and the cocktails get a mention. Worth knowing — it takes reservations. 2,470 ratings on record, which isn't yet enough to put it above the line. Prices land around $$ ($15–30 a head).
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Pulled from what reviewers actually wrote about Please Don't Tell — the dishes they named and the things they kept coming back to.
| Monday | 5:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Tuesday | 5:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Wednesday | 5:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Thursday | 4:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Friday | 4:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Saturday | 4:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
| Sunday | 4:00 PM – 2:00 AM |
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