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NOIR Bakery & Cafe

Ranked from the ratings we track · nobody has written it up yet

NOIR Bakery & Cafe places in the top of what we track around here, on public ratings alone. Nobody’s written it up yet — that part is open.

NOIR Bakery & Cafe is a Bakery place in Great Neck, ranked #16 of the 75 we track in town. Its Sweet Score of 81 rests on 214 ratings. Expect $ prices.

We eat at a couple of places a week and write those up in full — unannounced, paid for out of our own pocket. Most places get their number from the regulars long before we get there, and that is the point: forty people who actually eat somewhere know more than one critic who went twice.

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Where it ranks 📐

How it stacks up

Every place is measured the same way, so these are real positions in a real line — not a grade out of a hundred. NOIR Bakery & Cafe sits in the top 20% of bakery places we track.

The record
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Where
  • 25 Cutter Mill Rd Unit 7, Great Neck, NY 11021, USA
  • Great Neck, Nassau County
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The practicalities 🧾

What you can actually do here

🍽️ Dine-in📔 Takes reservations🍳 Breakfast Coffee🚻 Restroom
Opening hours ⏰

When the door is open

Monday7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Tuesday7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Wednesday7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Thursday7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Friday7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
SaturdayClosed
Sunday8:30 AM – 3:00 PM
The pictures 📸

What it actually looks like

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Receipts 🧾

What the regulars actually said

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What people wrote

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