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La Cucina Paisanos Pizzeria & Catering

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In Farmingville, La Cucina Paisanos Pizzeria & Catering ranks #6 of 51 — upper quarter of everything we cover. The chicken francese, cheesecake and garlic knots are what people actually name. Across the reviews, the portions are big, it's an old-school room and the cocktails get a mention. It takes reservations, has a kids' menu and does delivery and takeout. That 86 is built on 331 ratings. $$, for what it's worth.

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Where
  • 1075 Portion Rd, Farmingville, NY 11738, USA
  • Farmingville, NY · Suffolk County
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Opening hours ⏰

When the door is open

Monday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Tuesday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Wednesday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Thursday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Friday11:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Saturday11:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Sunday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
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