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Cliffside Cafe

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Cliffside Cafe in Sea CliffPhoto via Google

Cliffside Cafe sits in Sea Cliff. Coffee is the category. Practically: it opens for breakfast and does takeout. 5 ratings is not much to go on, so there's no score yet.

We eat at a couple of places a week and write those up in full — unannounced, paid for out of our own pocket. Most places get their number from the regulars long before we get there, and that is the point: forty people who actually eat somewhere know more than one critic who went twice.

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Cliffside Cafe, from the outside in

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