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The Crazy Bagel

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The Crazy Bagel does Bagels out of Massapequa, and comes in #27 of 82 in Massapequa. It turns up in our Coffee and Bakery lists too. The cream cheese, everything bagel and lox get named more than anything else. The same notes come up again and again: the service is quick and parking isn't a fight. Worth knowing — it opens for breakfast and does delivery and takeout. Its Sweet Score of 75 rests on 159 ratings.

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How it stacks up

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Where
  • 177 Jerusalem Ave, Massapequa, NY 11758, USA
  • Massapequa, NY · Suffolk County
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Opening hours ⏰

When the door is open

Monday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Tuesday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Wednesday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Thursday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Friday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Saturday6:00 AM – 3:00 PM
Sunday6:00 AM – 2:00 PM
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