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Shands General

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Shands General is a Diner place in Patchogue, and it's #14 of the 143 we track in town. It turns up in our Bar & Grill and American lists too. The smash burger, caesar salad and cheesecake get named more than anything else. Read enough write-ups and the pattern is clear — the cocktails get a mention and there are gluten-free options. Worth knowing — it takes reservations and does takeout. The number — 89 — comes from 199 ratings. Good scores, small crowd. That combination is what the underrated flag is for. $$, for what it's worth.

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Rated in the top quarter, but only 199 people have found it — about a half of what a typical diner place near here gets.

Where it ranks 📐

How it stacks up

Every place is measured the same way, so these are real positions in a real line — not a grade out of a hundred. Shands General sits in the top 2% of diner places we track.

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What people talk about

Pulled from what reviewers actually wrote about Shands General — the dishes they named and the things they kept coming back to.

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The record
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Where
Opening hours ⏰

When the door is open

Monday4:00 – 9:00 PM
TuesdayClosed
Wednesday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Thursday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Friday11:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Saturday11:00 AM – 10:00 PM
Sunday11:00 AM – 9:00 PM
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What it actually looks like

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What the regulars actually said

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